I got my blood drawn again on Friday.
My gyno wants to see if my progesterone levels have gone up at all since last month. Eliminating sugar and all. She also orderd a beta which irritated me slighty. I assured her we've been giving baby making a rest but she insisted. "Better to be safe" she says.
It's bad enough to hear you're not pregnant when you're actually trying.
Exaggerated conversation with nurse -
Nurse - "Your hcg was negative."
Me - "Yeah, I know! We weren't even trying! It's cool."
Nurse - "Yes well just in case you held any sliver of hope that maybe possibly you could have been pregnant, just flush that down the toilet because you are DEFINITELY NOT. Just hang a "FOR RENT" sign on your uterus 'cause it is completely vacant! Ab-so-lute-ly not a thing there. Oh and your progesterone is at negative five. Good luck!"
What fun.
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