Whatayagonnado?

I go to gossip web sites to relax after a long day's work.
I know.
I'm sick.
But when I see movie stars complaining that they feel like a "baby factory" after giving birth to 3 healthy children in 6 years, I don't feel very relaxed. When I see knocked up 16 year old strarlets staring back at me it brings out a very bratty side of me. There's an annoying voice inside my head that whines, "No fair! She gets one?"

I don't like it.